remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My pussy is not your playground.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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