You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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