there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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