I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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