So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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