Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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