i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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