I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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