i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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