it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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