It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So apparently I’m into choking now
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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