If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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