'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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