Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
dude. I can hear the air.
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