their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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