I think im going to throw up on grandma
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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