we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
