So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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