i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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