if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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