I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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