In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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