My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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