brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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