Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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