You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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