guys are only as good as the porn they watch
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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