im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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