It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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