Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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