wakey wakey hands off snakey
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
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His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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