Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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