Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
PANTIES FOUND
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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