Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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