Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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