Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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