i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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