Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i just google imaged poop.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Last time i carry you out of a forest
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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