Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
