Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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