false alarm. still invincible.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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