There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
He shit in the fireplace
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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