If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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