You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
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