Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
