As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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