you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She told me I should be a condom model.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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