did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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