Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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