Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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