I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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