Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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