So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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