hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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