Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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