it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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